This is the newest ViDoc for Halo: Reach, showing off in-game footage and interviews with coworkers. I'm still waiting for our documentarian to approach me about releasing a UI trailer. I'm not about to hold my breath though!

Penny Arcade recently challenged Bungie to a Ping Pong match. They filmed it as part of their PATV online reality show. Check out the results!

Directed by M Blash

Directed by Cary Fukunaga

• Seattle Motorcyclists, circa 1914: http://www.flickr.com/photo...
• I love how every time I want to play a PS3 game, I have to wait 15+ minutes for everything to update.
  8:02 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
• Street Scramble = GTA Pigeon Shooting IRL. Also, Crusade Flags, Crackdown Orbs, etc.
• 520 points for 3rd place. Not bad. 1st place had 800+ points. Crazy! Map/route/etc to be posted LAterZ!
• Wow, 10 miles in 3 hours. Stopped for water 3-4 times, ran maybe 1/4 of the total.
• http://twitpic.com/9cnip Route
• I think I can safely say that this is the only time I'll be watching the Versus channel. #letour
• Owww, #LeTour crashes make me cringe.
• I was happy to hear at least 5 different languages being spoken on my way back from fireworks. THAT is America.
• MJ to be buried w/o brain: http://is.gd/1oei4 The real reason? http://is.gd/1oenm LOOK OUT BUBBLES!
• Holy CRAP that was a nasty dump in #LeTour. He's going to have massive roadburn all up his right side. I hope he kept his face off the road.
• Following @warrenellis got me reading Transmetropolitan. I've realized it's just his autobiography from the future. And that I like Ellis.
• Animatrix was 2nd best thing in the Matrix Universe. Interested to see how Halo Legends fares...
• Such a good Tour de France this year. I'm going to have to be sure and get HD + DVR for next year.
• California Motorcyle adventure is GO! Not long now. Hope I don't get shotgunned by redneck squares. "Damned hippays!"
• Democracy: http://twitpic.com/cu0rc
• REI loves me at this point. I wish there were a few more decent big outdoor stores around though.
• Seeya Seattle! Next scheduled online time: 5 days from now. San Francisco, here I come!
  2:54 AM Aug 15th from TweetDeck
• San Francisco'd
  7:51 PM Aug 18th from TweetDeck
• http://twitpic.com/emv5m M5 Industries. Aka Mythbusters.2:48 PM Aug 20th from TweetDeck
• OMG (from the top of Virginia Falls)
  12:13 PM Aug 25th from TweetDeck
• Phew. Mile 2540.3. At a loss for words.
  8:56 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
• Ahhh, Glo's. Back home, all is good.
  12:01 PM Aug 29th from TweetDeck
• http://twitpic.com/fw1he
• Large American Apparell T's are now too big for me. Sweet!
• The Deus Ex Machina at the end of "Big Man Japan" = best ever. So surreal and creepy.
• I <3 @alexshepard @awskylershepard, @speckabeth so much. Forget how much until they come to town. They mean more 2 me than I let them know.
• Hey @Gamestopcorp why sell games w/ security strip w/o a way to disable after sale?? I got harassed all day at other stores because of this.
• Just ran ~3.5 miles straight through, no walking. Averaged an 8.8 minute mile.
  7:37 PM Sep 22nd from Echofon
• Goatse? http://twitpic.com/j0pio
• People complain about things that are 95% perfect more than things that are 50% perfect.
• If it's crap, one doesn't care, but if it's almost perfect, OMG HORRIBLE, FIX YOUR CRAP!
• As transparent as these are, they still totally work on me: http://goforth.levi.com/dow...
• In other news: they didn't blow up the moon! Just a big "CHA" scarred in the side.
  4:40 AM Oct 9th from Echofon
• So far: 3 inches snow, mountain lion, truck in ditch, walking w/ bride up desolate trail in the dark, & getting flirty eyes from bridesmaid?
• Phew http://bit.ly/dc1cg http://twitpic.com/kzvwo
• Good fun this weekend at the wedding. Great families. Wish I could have stuck around & heard more sister stories from @HilaryAndrew
• The more I travel the more I want to travel.
• If only there were less plane rides involved. Way to make EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of your business painful, frustrating and mind numbing.

• Hmm, the "Straighten" tool in iPhoto isn't working on on the photos I took at the Seattle Pride Parade (Ba-dum-dum-chhh!)
• Some people can't count. 1.1-Carradine 1.2-McMahon 1.3-Fawcett 2.1-Jackson 2.2-Mays 2.3-?
• At least now the angel's whites will be whiter. RIP Billy Mays.
• Do I turn my Twitter icon black to show solidarity with Michael Jackson? Or white? What color represents NOT siding with child molester?
• Wolverine Origins game ending is LE-GEN-DAAARRYYY!!! I sure hope there's a sequel.
• Peter Moore challenges Obama http://is.gd/18w06 Get off the videogame demonization kick, eh? It's about moderation and parents parenting.
• Iran 2009 = USA 2004. Relected conservative, patriarical, fundamentalist, homophobic, warmonger.
• I guess I accidentally a whole meme.
• Remember the DHS warning about right-wing extremists that the right-wing went bonkers over? Shockingly, its coming true. http://is.gd/YtH0
• I'm a Photoshop Pirate, treasure troves of bountiful booty are stored deep in my hidden folders! CTRL-AARRRRR!
• Kids these days throw the word "confirmed" like it's the new "unsubstantiated rumor".
• I can't wait for our otherwise awesome fans to stop using the word "gay" in place of "bad".

This was pretty disappointing. This was either his most disgusting book, or it didn't have anything else to support the story than how gross it all was. It was told from the viewpoints of a handful of guys just waiting around and a "talent wrangler". I'm not sure I want to get into the story too much, since it's pretty easy to spoil Palahniuk's books, but for the most part it was about a mother/child reunion.

He's also usually good at the big story twists, but each of the twists here he telegraphed a chapter before the reveals. Strangely enough I didn't feel it was graphic, but the dudes were disgusting. He did an excellent job painting a picture of them...sweaty and covered in junk food... ugh, I'm going to read some nice clean sci-fi now.

Rereading this post, I know it doesn't make any sense, but I definitely don't care to clarify it.

• It's so awesome to go to a random movie, knowing nothing about it but the title, and come out loving it.
• I'm looking forward to the reaction to the ODST booth. Don't you wish you had your own squad now? http://is.gd/JDf0
• Oh, KEXP. Why is it every time I try to listen to you again, you're back to pledging? Maybe I'd listen & donate if I actually heard music.
• So awesome: Critical Mass in Seattle takes it to the highway http://is.gd/KnuO
• Splinter cell immersive narrative looks AWESOME.
• The Beatles Rock Band opening sequence is gorgeous. http://is.gd/MQ5g No wonder, it's by Gorillaz animator Pete Candeland.
• I can't wait for our otherwise awesome fans to stop using the word "gay" in place of "bad".
• I'm a Photoshop Pirate, treasure troves of bountiful booty are stored deep in my hidden folders! CTRL-AARRRRR!
• I saw the Mario photoshop earlier this week, but holy crap this is genius!! http://is.gd/PPtx Conan is king!

I finally got around to fixing the door from my living room to bedroom. It kept swinging shut on it's own, so I would have to prop it open with a shoe. Plus, when swung hard, it would hit the wall/door to my bathroom. After a trip to Lowes I though I had the door stop to fix it, but since the space between the door and the wall was too long, I had to scrap those plans. A trip to Home Depot found me a magnetic door stop that I rigged to work just right

I also picked up some suet for my birdfeeder. Am I offically old yet?